Yo momma’s so fat, when her beeper goes off people think a car’s backing up.
Yo momma’s head’s so big, it shows up on radar.
Yo momma’s so fat, were in her right now.
Yo momma’s so tall, she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Yo momma’s so fat, that she floated off into the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she weighs herself the scale says, to be Continued.
Yo momma’s so skinny, she disappears when she turns sideways.
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Yo momma’s so old she knew Burger King as Burger Prince.
Yo momma’s so fat, that she’s been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo momma’s so tall, she tripped and hit her head on the moon.
Yo momma’s got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger.
Yo momma’s head’s so big she has to step into her shirt.
Yo momma’s mouth’s so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo momma’s so big everybody gets to poke her like the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
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Yo momma’s so old her birth certificate expired.
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